Those are good rules of thumb Brett, and often true when taken together. I like how real and down to earth you are yet remain open to the paranormal.
What I don't get though, is why such an obvious scam and deception is legal in the US. I mean, anyone can see that these MLM companies are using loopholes, such as declaring a real product as their official product, while their main focus is really on selling the same business opportunity to others. So why are they allowed to exist?
BTW, there are some exceptions to the rules. Sometimes something too good to be true actually is. (I've experienced it) And you can get a free lunch when someone treats you or if you grow your own vegetables or pick them from a garden to cook with
But the MLM is an obvious pyramid scheme that always follows the same system and practice, yet constantly disguises itself in new forms, and always denying that they are an MLM. It's pathetic.
One time I went to some meetings for Market America, another MLM that called itself "the binomial system of linear management" (whatever). At their meetings, they would constantly bash Amway and try to distinguish themselves from them. But when it came down to see what they do, it turned out they were doing EXACT SAME THING as Amway - requiring you to pay for expensive seminars, pep rallies, recruit people to be your downline, etc. The atmosphere of the meetings and pep rallies was very cult-like, with people railing and cheering unnaturally for no valid reason.
So they always SAY they are different, but in the end, they always DO the same thing! WTF?!