But I can also think uv reazonz why sumwun woud want to and why a country needz to hav a standing army.
Why join:
1. You like action and everything that goez with it - violens, power, speed, gore, adrenelin. Aside from becoming a drug lord or other type uv criminal, you cant find much uv any uv that in any other profession.
2. Wut else are you going to do with your puny existens? Joining the military wile there are warz going on iz a good way to ad sum interesting storyz to your rezume. So you risk deth or worse, having storyz to tell the grand kidz on Thanksgiving mite at that time uv your life seem worth the missing leg. How many millionz uv geezerz got nuthin to say after (for exampl) a safe career in accounting at MediumBigCorp International?
3. Strong sens uv sivic duty and a dezire to start a political career to fix the illz uv your nation. Nothing like military service to start a viable rezumey.
4. You are a sykopath who wants a chans to kill, torture, maim & mangle.
Why a nation needz a military:
1. There really are bad guyz in the world! Shocking suprize - sum uv them own countryz!
2. Countryz often hav lijit disputes in wich they are both rite frum their perspectivz. If wun uv them duz not hav a credibl defens fors, the temptation for the other to solv the dispute by taking over can be too great.
3. Alien invasion (from spase). Seriously, its odd that it haznt happened yet. At least that we know uv. Even if you argue that the invaderz will hav overwelming weponz, at least we coud put up sum sort uv fite.
The United States, being the top dog, haz a natural requirement to maintain and occasionally demonstrate its superior power. Deterrens iz a great way to keep the pease.
Statistics: Posted by JO 753 — 10 Jun 2017, 17:01
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